Hey I’m Matty. I like to post funny things here. I blog at mattymc.com, Tweet here, and listen here.Tumblr (3.0; @mattymc99)http://mattymc99.tumblr.com/<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/gOwBZR7gBp0y2hiyx1bK03c0o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>Oh the future…http://mattymc99.tumblr.com/post/128174070http://mattymc99.tumblr.com/post/128174070Mon, 22 Jun 2009 09:26:20 -0700<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/gOwBZR7gBnzx5jjoaTmajrHlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>It’s not rocket… surgery??http://mattymc99.tumblr.com/post/113934433http://mattymc99.tumblr.com/post/113934433Wed, 27 May 2009 14:00:00 -0700<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/9cyPFQbgCnuiz9hrF9lTkdLSo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><a href="http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/112080849/thank-you-internet-thank-you-graffiti">juliasegal</a>: thank you internet! thank you graffiti!http://mattymc99.tumblr.com/post/113900570http://mattymc99.tumblr.com/post/113900570Wed, 27 May 2009 12:30:00 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZG-vfxWfmy4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZG-vfxWfmy4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>Haha old commercials are f…. 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You slick bastards.http://mattymc99.tumblr.com/post/103912587http://mattymc99.tumblr.com/post/103912587Tue, 05 May 2009 15:50:07 -0700<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/gOwBZR7gBmxba6jfAWbvfBbao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Sometimes you forget how beautiful Vancouver is.http://mattymc99.tumblr.com/post/101940217http://mattymc99.tumblr.com/post/101940217Thu, 30 Apr 2009 11:05:45 -0700<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/player.swf" id="player" height="249" width="400"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" value="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/player.swf" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="flashVars" value="demand_content_id=17320&demand_content_sourcekey=cracked.com&demand_page_url=http%3A//www.cracked.com/video_17320_breakfast-as-directed-by-michael-bay.html&height=37&demand_show_replay=true&source=http%3A//cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/funpages/cms_content/17320/video_17320_608x342.flv&TITLE=Breakfast%20As%20Directed%20by%20Michael%20Bay&v=2.1.3&video_title=Breakfast%20As%20Directed%20by%20Michael%20Bay&DESC=&KEYWORDS=Michael%20Bay%2Ctrailer&demand_related=1&adPartner=Adap&demand_iconurl=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/sites/cracked2/images/favicon.gif&demand_related_feed=http%3A//www.cracked.com/relatedvideo_17320_breakfast-as-directed-by-michael-bay.xml&KEY=demandmediacracked&demand_icontext=Watch%20more%20videos%20at%20Cracked.com%2C%20America%27s%20only%20humor%20site.&demand_iconlink=http%3A//www.cracked.com/&CATEGORIES=Entertainment%2CNews%2CLifestyle&demand_report_url=http%3A//www.cracked.com/update.aspx&demand_autoplay=0&URL=http%3A//cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/funpages/cms_content/17320/video_17320_608x342.flv&skin=http%3A//cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/playerskin.swf&sitename=Cracked.com&ID=17320" /></object><br/><br/>Breakfast As Directed by Michael Bayhttp://mattymc99.tumblr.com/post/101542541http://mattymc99.tumblr.com/post/101542541Wed, 29 Apr 2009 11:32:47 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6EQvofGNcuQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6EQvofGNcuQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>This dog is so exited about his new pool!http://mattymc99.tumblr.com/post/101116500http://mattymc99.tumblr.com/post/101116500Tue, 28 Apr 2009 10:01:17 -0700<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/gOwBZR7gBmooft7jRsdNjl6So1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Is Obama this boring or is this guy just old….?http://mattymc99.tumblr.com/post/99811387http://mattymc99.tumblr.com/post/99811387Fri, 24 Apr 2009 16:04:42 -0700<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/gOwBZR7gBmooe6y9X5c4Rhijo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>And who said the French are someone to mess with… [Experimental thermonuclear device for the TN-60 warhead - 3 July 1970]http://mattymc99.tumblr.com/post/99758702http://mattymc99.tumblr.com/post/99758702Fri, 24 Apr 2009 13:04:42 -0700<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/gOwBZR7gBmm7zvhh1cr3zvSFo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://mattymc99.tumblr.com/post/99712283http://mattymc99.tumblr.com/post/99712283Fri, 24 Apr 2009 10:04:46 -0700<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/gOwBZR7gBmm7uyb0yXOLFB2co1_500.png"/><br/><br/>Oh xkcd how I love thee.http://mattymc99.tumblr.com/post/99674142http://mattymc99.tumblr.com/post/99674142Fri, 24 Apr 2009 08:00:48 -0700<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/gOwBZR7gBmlsf2m2IKmm0RP4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>You have won the battle Entertainment Industry but not the war!http://mattymc99.tumblr.com/post/99134402http://mattymc99.tumblr.com/post/99134402Wed, 22 Apr 2009 19:43:43 -0700<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/gOwBZR7gBmlq5j926Cpf1b9go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>You can’t tell me this wasn’t intentional. Naughty Google!http://mattymc99.tumblr.com/post/99033154http://mattymc99.tumblr.com/post/99033154Wed, 22 Apr 2009 14:29:42 -0700<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/gOwBZR7gBmlq002lrtwy4CWAo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Most likely fake but funny no less.http://mattymc99.tumblr.com/post/98927721http://mattymc99.tumblr.com/post/98927721Wed, 22 Apr 2009 08:24:00 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IAaHime9aaM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IAaHime9aaM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>Bill O’Reilly Goes Nuts!http://mattymc99.tumblr.com/post/34557142http://mattymc99.tumblr.com/post/34557142Mon, 12 May 2008 09:42:54 -0700